Showering In Avian Water

Ystervark 06 April, 2006 11:39 General Permalink Trackbacks (134)

Looks like Eskom's about to take another blow. As if ineptitude and and poor planning aint enough, there's about to be a sharp rise in the national demand for electricity. On second thought, that depends. Did ujayzee take a hot or cold shower?

Since i'm not too sure, lets just say that it looks like water restrictions are here to stay. On the bright side, another repercussion of kameelkop's power shower could be a sharp downturn in the vitamin sales of the good doctor Wrath. It would seem though, that the (latter) deluded one's come upon a contingency plan. He's now made the groundbreaking discovery that vitamins will prevent (or is that cure?) bird flu. From an imaginary cure for a real disease to an imaginary cure for an imaginary disease.

So while the health ministry stocks up on vitamins and portable showers, and those evil birds make their way towards us from the mountain springs of the French Alps, Eskom will be able to breath a sigh of relief.

Darkness, after all, means nothing in death.


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  1. Whether or not uMalume showered in hot water (we suspect it was hot - a cold shower is normally taken as an alternative to sex, not as a follow-up) is beside the point. Electricity is consumed in vast amounts in the filtration and treating of water before it is piped and delivered to taps (unless you live in the North West, where worms have to be added first). So the increase in demand for showers will necessarily translate as an increase in demand for electricity.
    Lucky the rotor for Koeberg has arrived, on loan from France. Perhaps we should have asked the French to include in the loan agreement some of their letters, too, to replenish uMalume's supply, and reduce his water consumption requirements?

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