this is a sad affair.

good names for heroes and villains have vanished from modern movies as fast as..well, greese lightning.

In the good ol' days, when movies were still inspiring labours of love shot by cap donning directors with a dream, dashing do-gooders as well as their evil counterparts had magnificent monikers! Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Barbarella, Duran Duran, Honey Ryder, Mayday, Rocky Balboa... not to mention the eternally classic Bond,James Bond.

But where, pray tell, have all the good names gone?

One is now forced to sit through 3-4 hours of 'cinematic genius' created solely by a computer (no imagination required) to follow a hero with a name that blends into the credits as easily as Man In Suit #2.

shocking.