Naked white bodies in the cold
Posted by Vicki Scholtz | 3 May, 2007
The Cow was gobsmacked. Perhaps it ought to have occurred to her that Carel Boshoff must have a sense of humour, given his ideological beliefs, but she was nonetheless surprised to see it in action in his response to Beau Brummel's plans for a nudist colony in Orania.
Still, she wondered if it had any bearing on Rottweiler Rita's alleged plans to settle in Orania.
Gramsci chuckled. "Do you think after years on UCT campus. the sight of naked white flesh bouncing around in the cold would be an attraction?"
The Cow paused. It was true - some students persisted in their summer attire way beyond the change of seasons, taking on an increasingly cyanosed shade. But she wasn't sure if Rita noticed students much, anyway.
"It's a nice idea though," she ventured. "If all those hectic right-wingers got to see each other naked in daylight, instead of the duvet-clad night-time fumblings of respectable couples, they might be less inclined to breed, and their ideology might die out with them!"
Gramsci rolled all eight of his eyes. Sometimes, he wished life really was that simple.
