Jan Tuisbly se Karretjie

Posted by Vicki Scholtz | 22 Jun, 2007

The Cow was feeling very frustrated. Her trip to kangaroo land had been frustrated by hitches and hold-ups throughout, and the visa she needed for her weekend flight was not going to arrive in time.

Gramsci shook his head sadly. "It's your own fault," he muttered. "The Ozzies are military allies of the Yanks, and you've irked the Yanks in your earlier blog posts!"

The Cow looked up, bemused. "Surely not," she countered. "Ozzies must have a sense of humour. How else could they ordain Shane Warne or Steve Irwin as cultural heroes?"

Gramsci flinched. "Well, you'd best hope they've already made up their minds one way or other on the visa," he cautioned. "If they read this, chances are the passport will emerge next week 'Application Denied'..."