Media Flaws

Opened my inbox this morning and I was greeted by this warning: "There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, students, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bottle store. Purchase an antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Researchers, including the great Vavi and Blade, have been working day and night to concoct a vaccine. It's in its trail phase and has already been named the "Strike .07" This vaccine is said to be the greatest since 1985 and could potentially save thousands from WORK."