From a recent newspaper article:

"Top universities are being pressured to lower their entry requirements because secondary schools are failing to produce enough academically brilliant pupils....  The government has given less money to, but set more targets for, the universities in what amounts to an attack on their academic freedom, xxx claimed yesterday.

"It does nobody any good to think that you can deal with the problems of secondary education by lowering standards in our universities," he said. "Of course universities have to be as open to talent as possible but there continue to be real challenges in secondary education.""

Sound familiar?  The heavy hand of Ms Pandor, you think?

You'd be wrong: that was the Chancellor of Oxford University in the UK, at a fund-raising occasion at Oxfordbridgeshire recently.  Again, the marvels of modern technology: got via a TinyURL link from a Twitter post, from my Esteemed Master in Viral Professional Development, AJ Cann.

The article goes on:

"Oxford was launching a £1.25bn fundraising drive to boost its student support, facilities and academic recruitment in a bid to rival the US Ivy League universities such as Harvard and Yale."

Woooo...that would be ZAR14 000 000 000.00 or so.  Don't we have alumni?  Like - ooh, let me see now - Donny Gordon, for one?  How professional a fund-raising team do WE have?  Not ZAR14x10exp9 worth, that's for sure...what DO we target?  I recall it to be somewhere in the ZAR10exp7 range or so - what has happened with that?  Do we even HAVE a halfway decent endowment?  Us, the accountant-led African-class world University?

Time the OUTM brand got out there and did some work, chaps...!

* = 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.  Everything takes longer and costs more - and the quality goes down.