As aficionados of this blog (yes, both of you) may know, I am wont to distort Szekspir on occasion...and in this case, it would be to say: "Groupwise, Groupwise; wherefore art thou, Groupwise?  For thou art not on my home PC, my Blackberry or the Web, so where the frak* ART thou???"

Was it only in June I said "Jou Groupwi'se m***!"...and Transplant_Ed was moved to ask "GroupWise or GroupWoes?" back in March,I see...because the woes double and redouble; the wont's are even more frequent, and the sound of despair is heard in UCTland.  Which place could start with another lower-case letter, as some T-shirts are seen to, as it would then aptly describe the predicament.

MY FRAKKIN'* GROUPWISE ACCOUNT IS INACCESSIBLE!!!

AGAIN!!

Not that I wanted any email this weekend, not really: only the exercise programme emailed to me by a biokineticist (the back is sort of improving, thank you; but I keep having to TRY to work from home!!); only info on how/whether I would be going to Brazil; only whether some arrangements regarding impending trips to Pretoria will happen or not...and I can get no dates more recent than 10/9 via my home installation of G'wise, and the Web server comes back with

- despite my having changed my password - AGAIN!! - via the ICTS service.

Really, folks, really: Groupwise is a piece of shit, and we can do better.  PLEASE!!??

* = Perfectly respectable word; they use it a lot in Battlestar Galactica.