What, no comments on the new understanding between UCT and the freebooters of Main Road - pardon, the Amalgamated Transport Services - who will (from the 29th Nov Cape Crimes) "contract its services to UCT for an exclusive, scheduled and regular service on the route from 6am to 9am during term time"?
"The agreement will allow UCT to meet the increased demand for campus transport by freeing up buses previously used on the Claremont-Tugwell-Mowbray route and redeploying them on campus, as well as alleviating traffic congestion at peak hours."...
"The service will commence on February 18 and will run for a two-year trial period.
In terms of the agreement, UCT undertakes to provide driver and management training, oversee public liability insurance and provide "Jammie Shuttle" branding to all participating vehicles."
Really...so, in return for intimidation and brandishing firearms, a bunch of taxipersons now get exclusive access to UCT students and staff, with badging, training and insurance paid for by UCT?
What's next - taxifolk taking over staff parking lots at gunpoint, and being rewarded with an exclusive contract to transport them too? I can just see the spin on that one:
"UCT DVC Notmartin East today announced a historic accord between the University and the Main Road Vehicular Transport Collective, which will result in all the staff parking on Main and Health Science campuses being converted into taxi ranks for the exclusive use of the Collective. Under the terms of the agreement, drivers affiliated to the Collective will transport all staff to and from both campuses and park-and-ride facilities still to be identified, between the hours of 6 am and 9 pm. "
"The agreement has been hailed by the UCT executive as "an innovative and transformative advance in the relationship between the University and general society, with significant benefits to both sides". UCT staff were more cautious in their assessment, with one professor wondering how he was going to get his daughter to and from school every day, and another objecting to being forced to take a daily taxi ride with people smoking and rap music being played at ear-splitting volume."
"Taxi drivers were generally enthusiastic, with one operator saying "At last, these people in their old cars will stop getting in our way". There are some rumours of unhappiness among other operators, however, with one caller claiming that there would be trouble if the Collective kept all the business to itself".
Viva, the distribution of transport benefits among the taxi business, viva....
(regi)St(r)ar Wars: The (Evil) Empire strikes back
I was going to post on latest developments concerning our embattled Deputy Registrar, but others have been there before me and done it better - see Comments to Nasty Whites, Nasty.
So I will give you this instead: enjoy!
I must heartily (or gloomily, possibly) recommend www.despair.com and their very useful DIY page (diy.despair.com) for anyone who wants truly beautiful, thoroughly depressing DEmotivational posters. I have great fun sorting through their catalogue, and even more making up my own.
Like this one...

If, like me, you are a little bemused at the sudden imposition of a disclaimer notice attached to all outgoing emails from UCT, you may enjoy this. It is also a very simple procedure to replace the real one with this one - if you want to...B-)
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UNIVERSITY OF CAPE TOWN This e-mail is supposedly subject to the UCT ICT policies and e-mail disclaimer published on the website at http://www.uct.ac.za/about/policies/emaildisclaimer/legalweaselling.htm or obtainable from +27 21 650 4500. This e-mail is intended only for the person(s) to whom it is addressed. If the e-mail has reached you in error, please smack yourself repeatedly, repeat “I am bad” twenty times, and sit in the corner for an hour. If you are not the intended recipient of the e-mail you may not use, disclose, copy, redirect or print the content, make fun of it, print it out and use as toilet paper, or otherwise debase its intellectual content or lack thereof. If, as is highly likely, this e-mail is not related to the business of UCT, it is sent by the sender in the sender's individual capacity, and remains their inalienable personal property in perpetuity. Or until GroupWise breaks down. Again.
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There is in fact, directly contradictory to many assertions, increasing evidence of past macro-evolution in fossil "transitional forms" of especially vertebrates, which for instance illustrate very clearly just how fish became amphibians. There is a very nice Web page associated with the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) in the USA, which graphically demonstrates this and other evolutionary facts. Discover magazine also has a very good short article debunking much of what Michael Behe, a renegade biochemist and ardent intelligent designer, has to say in a new book on the limits of Darwinism.
As for new genetic evidence, just today I read in a recent New Scientist (Oct 27) of genetic evidence from modern lungfish pinpointing just how limbs developed from fins, in extinct lobe-finned fish. All in all, we have evidence of well-established life on this planet from over 3 billion years ago - and a pretty clear idea of how we got here from there. Among people who understand the evidence, then, there is no doubt of evolution as a fact. And the nice thing about evolution is that we can always find more evidence for it, palaeontologically and biologically - so that any "theory" (like intelligent design) which exists only in the cracks of the imposing edifice that is evolutionary fact, will inevitably be squeezed to death.
Which is the evolutionary fate of all unfit theories....B-)
You know, I actually had a student say to me, as I was on my way to invigilate her exam, "I've got R50 000 - let's talk...".
I laughed, and life went on. But what if I'd said "Yes, let's?"
I recall the incident of a few years ago, in our Department, when a Dept Assistant was in fact bribed - and escaped with a warning, as "the bribe was so high". The student disappeared overseas, incidentally.
And why do they bother? I tell everyone in advance what the questions will be, anyway - some believe me, some don't, and the marks end up on the normal distribution curve anyway, because in order to answer the questions, they have to learn pretty much the whole syllabus...which is the point, isn't it?
I must actually state, at this juncture, that I consider exams to be an unconscionable waste of time; examinations at University level are an archaic ritual which is a poor means of assessing the career preparedness or level of training of the people who come here to be taught.
And there's half the problem...being "taught". Students in general, and South African students in particular, seem to need to be taught, whereas what they should be doing is being educated - which is largely a self-driven thing.
But we are still left with the need to "assess" - and there's the other half of the problem. The sooner we can fall back on multiple choice exams administered via the Web, the happier I'll be: if I have to read one more slavish regurgitation of my freely-given course material, in handwriting that emulates a spiky wave-trace on an oscilloscope rather than anything actually legible, I will strip my moer.
You have been warned....
I was most impressed, when I first came to UCT - lo, these 33 years ago and counting - that the English Department (girlfriend's chosen major, not mine) had a recommended reading list that included a significant amount of science fiction. Which is SF, and never Sci Fi, BTW
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I have no idea whether or not they still recommend Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle" or "The Sirens of Titan" - but if they don't, they should. And they should add to that list some of the truly impressive New Young(ish) British Wave of authors: people like Charles Stross, Ken MacLeod (OK, so they're nationalistically Scottish), Peter F Hamilton and Alastair Reynolds; newer Americans like Dan Simmons, Greg Bear and Gregory Benford. Not to mention OFs like Theodore Sturgeon, Philip K Dick, who seems to have become Hollywood-respectable, Samuel R Delany and especially Roger Zelazny...I have just found my 1973 copy of "Lord of Light", which starts with the immortal lines:
"His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam."
The thing about the new guys, and OFs above, is that they write well: they blend hard science (never a bad thing for non-practitioners), sociology and politics in a way that Isaac Asimov and Arthur C Clake never could. I remember being totally bemused by a postgrad with literary pretensions in our Dept about 20 years ago, who said she never read "...that stuff, because it was simply fantastical by definition, and had no literary merit". I rmember making the point that she couldn't say that if she'd never read any, but like most people who put down "The Satanic Verses", she obviously didn't need to to know it was bad. She didn't seem to have the same opinion of "1984", or "That Hideous Strength" or "Brave New World", so obviously SF by mainstream literary authors was OK?
Ah, well. Invincible ignorance is not punished by hellfire in the old Catholic canon, merely by eternal stagnation (aka Limbo).
But back to the New Age: this is an exciting time, much like the mid-1970s, when it seemed that every few months brought a new chapter in the "Dune" saga (40 years old this year!), or from Larry Niven's "Known Space" or "Ringworld" universes. Alastair Reynolds is cranking them out, it seems, as is Charles Stross - who is very funny, as well as being seriously good at his social / scientific predictions. Anyone who wants to blow their mind(s) need only read Stross's "Accelerando", available online: this has to be the single best (well, OK, SF) novel of the last 10 years and possibly even further. Apart from Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle, which mixes a history of the Age of Enlightenment with some serious mysticism - and cryptography. And U-boats. And gold...but I digress.
And having digressed seriously, given that I should be writing a chapter for a book of reviews, I should share this with you. Enjoy.
This today in the Cape Crimes:
"THE lawyer employed by the University of Cape Town to give it legal advice, Paul Ngobeni - found guilty of misconduct and barred from practising in three American states - says news of his difficulties emerged only after he leapt to the defence of embattled Cape Judge President John Hlophe.
It was a smear campaign by some whites, said Ngobeni."
Really? Not just by people concerned that UCT may be employing someone whose professional reputation is besmirched? Oh, and it gets better:
"Ngobeni said he did not have to inform UCT of the charges and convictions before his appointment, as they were public knowledge and had been published on the internet. "
Riiiiight.... So as long as it is on the internet - somewhere - you are not under any obligation to inform your new employer that there may be some rather large problems looming up on the horizon? And as for the statement that "...the matters before the US court "will be dismissed as frivolous and unfounded", you might take a look at this....
I will be reading further developments with great interest.
So UCT actually HAS a blogging site - albeit not official - and the rave is on...!
Let me qualify that: I have, in other more private correspondence, bemoaned the fact there does not appear to be a legitimate forum at UCT to raise institution-wide grievances. Other than Senate, of course, and you have to (a) be a member, (b) stay awake long enough and (c) be quick enough to make ANY kind of point, let alone (d) get it answered.
So this was a great find - totally accidental; it came up on a Google search I was doing for the Academy of Science of South Africa home page. But who cares; all I have to say is - viva! UCT blog pages, viva!
And just maybe we can get some semi- or quasi-official responses to some of the matters raised here...and if you believe that, you believe that Not the Monday Paper is a serious publication.
Till later.





