Yes, it's exam time again - and one has to devise ways of amusing oneself while standing in a large lecturing facility, watching 80-odd industrous young persons scribble frantically away, in yet another largely pointless exercise in more or less accurate regurgitation.
So this year, as it was cold, and because we HAVE to keep a toilet visit register, I was able to keep a tally of who went when (and where: there is a column for "Stall Number"! I kid you not) - which resulted in these, shared via Twitter with the multiverse from the very bowels of the examing venue.
Exam haiku the first: inside the first hour
Examinations!
It's cold; girls have small bladders.
Laura handles this!Exam haiku the second: second hour and counting
Boys hold it in well.
Grimly, legs crossing, they write.
Will this ever end??Exam haiku the third: coming up to the end
Not true! Boys pee more.
Constant stream [heh, heh] of young men go.
Women sit smugly.
So it goes...or rather, they went. B-) Final score: Men 5, Women 4.
