A fellow ager sent the message below. Seemed about right, we're at an age when Def Leppard describes us, and is no longer the name of a band (even if it is, they probably are).

It was fun being a baby boomer - until now. Why, even some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits:

Hermans Hermits - Mrs Brown you've got a lovely walker.
Bee Gees - How can you mend a broken hip?
Roberta Flack - First time ever I forgot your face.
Paul Simon - 50 ways to lose your liver.
The Commodores - Once, twice, three times to the bathroom.
Marvin Gaye - Heard it through the hearing aid.
Procol Harem - A whiter shade of hair
Leo Sayer - You make me feel like napping.
The Temptations - Pappas got a kidney stone.
Abba - Denture Queen
Helen Reddy - I am woman hear me snore.
Leslie Gore - It's my procedure and I'll cry if I want to.

    And my favourite...
Willy Nelson - On the commode again

 (*Title with apology to The Limeliters, Mary Hopkin )

I'm sure those with the time, wit, and still functioning memory, could add to the list?