OpeningScholarship came across the following gem of an online resource: the entertaining Mastersthesiswriting.com

I am left baffled by the brilliance: an original, plagiarism-free, profound (I kid you not) PhD dissertation, in your mailbox, within three days. And all for $28 per page. Of course, you do have to pay up front. But then if you do you deserve what you get, right?

Here are a few gems of insight from this high quality service (and lest I be accused of plagiarism - something they warrant can never happen with the original PhD you buy from them - this all comes from Mastersthesiswriting.com's website):

  • "We offer your academic assistance and custom dissertation writing. We have great and long term experience in writing effective and simply perfect dissertations. We know exactly what is required from you, and know how to provide it."
  • (Here they reveal one special section of a Masters which they provide) "Finding section, defining your own contribution to the area of study. I have to stress on the originality and novelty, which you contributed to this study."  Not bad. They write it, you contribute to the originality and novelty. And all with a straight face.

And lastly (because I really don't have the time to go on cherry picking from the field of opportunity):

  • "We also have the greatest professionals, who are able to deliver a profound dissertation even in the shortest terms. However, in order for you to make some minor revisions please try to order custom PhD dissertations ahead; in order provide the best quality Ph.D. dissertations to the fullest potential. We want you to represent authentic contribution to the field of study you choose."

See, as easy as pouring your (or parent's / bursar's) hard-earned cash straight down the toilet.