PCD - ProCrastination Disorder

Posted by Kamilah | 18 Sep, 2006

Yes, it is a reality for some.

Research has concluded that the disease is common among students. Those under pressure from what experts are calling “Looming Assignment-Induced Stress”, or LAIS-iness, are especially susceptible to contracting the virus.

Once infected, the victim may experience a “nagging” sensation. This is then followed by an onset of discomfort and restlessness, which can only be relieved by performing one or more attention-diverting activities. These may include seemingly harmless actions such as conversing over the telephone, watching what one would otherwise consider to be an uninteresting television programme, or checking one’s e-mail/cell phone inbox, (again), just in case.

Furthermore, the victim may begin to suffer from “Warped Prioritisation”, or WP, where cumbersome activities such as cooking, gardening, personal/pet grooming, and household chores may suddenly seem exceedingly urgent in comparison to the activity the sufferer may be wanting to avoid. In these ways, experts have concluded, the disorder may lead to related illnesses such as OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). In extreme instances, the victim may even diagnose himself/herself with non-existent illnesses in an attempt to justify their LAIS-iness to themselves and to others.

If you find yourself suffering from one or more of the abovementioned symptoms, it is likely that you have been hit by PCD. Unfortunately, since the disease has only just been discovered, there is no cure known to man as yet.

However, do not despair, for you have reached the very first support line for PCD-sufferers. Join me, a PCD victim, HERE at the P.A. (Procrastinators Anonymous), and let your voice be heard. For ongoing support, feel free to return to this site whenever you feel yourself coming down with another bout of LAIS-iness.


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  1. hi my name is Gafieza and i am a procrastinator!!!!! i have been severely been suffering since the year 2003 and i want to thank kamilah for helping me through.

    Posted by gafieza 10 Sep 2007, 19:44
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  3. I am a sufferer too. Inbox checking, random smsing, EATING, [writing on UCT Blog spot] and lets not forget the OCD! It's comforting to know I'm not alone...

    Posted by ; ) 10 Sep 2007, 19:44
  4. hey, i think im the worst out of all of you. have an essay due tommorrow at 10 on a book that i havent even read. and to top it off look what i am doing, reading your guys blogs, il let u know how the essay went tommorow. Hang in there!

    Posted by ~T~ 10 Sep 2007, 19:44
  5. Hi my name is (put name here), and I have PCD.

    I agree, LAIS-iness is truley a deadly disease whose symptoms I hav personally observed to differ according to the size of the task @ hand. Usually the smaller the task, the more severe the symptoms ... heres an example of the extreme:

    ... I have had a 2pg essay 2 due on Sept 4th... 2pages only!! Now 2wks later I have managed 2 acquire 2 doctors notes, 3 well versed excuses to my lecturer, a well spent 10day vac (which I fully utilised in all but academic levels). Not to mention that ..I still havent started on it. (I sure hope my letcurer does not get to read this comment on your blog site).

    Posted by PCD.sufferer 10 Sep 2007, 19:44
  6. I find a sense of depression as if why bother to do anything at all because:
    1. Nothing matters anymore
    2. If I dont do it I cant do it badly

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